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This was my advice to my two boys after the Cubbies lost game 1 of the Divisional Series. 

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.”

Two division titles and swept two years in a row is no way to go through life either son.  Just to add a little salt to the wound both years were to western teams (Arizona last year) so we got to watch all of about 6 innings before bedtime…total.

There’s no cure for me.  I spent too many Tuesday afternoons in Wrigley Field drinking Old Style and eating brats at Murphy’s to jump the ship now.  But you my boys, you’re young, there’s still time.

I’m having Tampa Bay tee shirts overnighted…you’ll thank me some day I promise.